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We all like to look beautiful. So, to help you achieve that, here are a few easy- to- do beauty tips. Go ahead, try them and look beautiful!

Mix six-teaspoon petroleum jelly, two-teaspoon glycerin and two-teaspoon lemon juice. Apply this moisturizing lotion at least twice a week if you have dry and flaky, arms and legs
Peel and grate a cucumber. Squeeze the juice to this, mix half-a-teaspoon glycerin and half-a-teaspoon rose water. Apply this on sunburns, leave it for some time.
If you have cracked heels, melt paraffin wax; mix it with little mustard oil and apply on the affected area. Leave it  overnight. After 10 or 15 days, your heels will become smooth.
Massage your body with a mixture of coconut oil and any of your favourite scented oils like lavender or rosemary. 
For rough palms, use a mixture of glycerin and limejuice in equal proportion.

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I was watching Miley Cyrus’ “7 Things” video this morning to take a peek at the necklace that she is wearing, as apparently it was Nick Jonas’ diabetes necklace, and I ended up finding these awesome parodies.
The tortures of being a girl:

Yesterday I had a conversation with some guys about the length of time it takes for girls to get ready, so I find it pretty funny that I came across this video today.
7 Things… I do not like about cardboard:

I hang out with a lot of wacky “leftist” “commie” “dope-smoking”-type people. A guy named Jim Kunstler startled circulating this one. Just saying. That might tell you a little.
I’ve been a fan of Saturday Night Live for years, but this photo of Tina Fey is one of the best. Jim’s a funny guy if you don’t know him. When he’s not photoshopping Fat Legs and goofy bikinis on Tina Fey, he basically promotes conspiracy theories to a bunch of nutbags.
Stuff like 911truth.org
Jim Kunstler is a huge friend of Tom Cruise. Cruise has hired him to give big speeches several times. Jim is also a huge friend of Pervez Musharraf, former president of Pakistan, now Al Queda informant numero uno.
And I will never forget the party Jim Kunstler gave for Ahmed Chalabi in Dubai. Whores. Cocaine.
It gets better.
I’m just guessing. But I would say that if you gave Jim a [...]

A while ago I wrote a post of 30 skills for a man (see HERE), so now when I am bored and am just reading the MSN homepage and catching up on the news, I stumble across 30 skills for a woman (to check out the whole thing read HERE, as I am only going to comment on a few of them.

put yourself first - hmmm, never can do, I always try and please everyone, and have the inability to say no, within reason!
leave the household without make up - well yea if i am just popping to tidy my 2 rabbits out, but to go and meet someone, I’m defo going to put a bit of slap on
walk in high heels - i only do this very occasionally on a night out - I mostly just wear flats - which of course is the next one
drive - well i [...]

Wills Lifestyle India Fashion Week, India’s leading fashion event, has announced that the national model auditions for 2008-2009 fashion week would be held on 3 September 2008 at Yantra, The Park hotel.
FDCI is looking for:
Models, who can display confidence, have sense of poise and carry attitude on the runway. Models from all stature are welcome to participate at the model auditions, they can be from India’s top league of models or be a new comer or be a fresh face in the industry.
The Jury members for the model auditions would be designers Rohit Gandhi, Ranna Gill and ace choreographer Vidyun Singh.

You are so stupid..can’t you do anything right!

I used to hear this saying everyday…24/7. Whether it be washing the dishes, doing the laundry or cooking dinner. Hell! As far as he was concerned, I couldn’t even shit right! You know the ironic thing is, at first, I didn’t believe him. But slowly, after the first 100 times, it starts to stick in your brain. You begin to believe it. Gradually, the strong, confident, independent woman you were when you met slowly disappears. You look in the mirror trying to catch a glimpse of the woman you used to be. As you wipe away tears, you think to yourself “Tomorrow will be better. He really does love me and he only says these things cause he wants me to be better.”
The last time he called me stupid was May 31, 2003. Since then, I have graduated [...]

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A father is trying to talk to his daughter bout birds and bees, so he sat down next to her, where she was watching a TV show.

“So…” he says,” what are you watching?”

“Some lame soap opera,” his daughter replies, without glancing up. The father, of course, was no expert in soap operas. But he has to start the birds and bees conversation somehow.

“Really? That’s cool… that pair, I assume they’re a couple?” he asked, pointing to the TV screen. The daughter turned to look at him, concerned.

“Dad, is there something wrong with your eyesight? Those two are male…”

That was a scene from one of the few sane television series. And thus I begin my speech.

I’m not sexist. No, nowhere near that. But what are some of the men in this world are thinking? Especially young men. Here in Shanghai, I couldn’t go a [...]

I hang out with a lot of wacky “leftist” “commie” “dope-smoking”-type people. A guy named Jim Kunstler startled circulating this one. Just saying. That might tell you a little.
I’ve been a fan of Saturday Night Live for years, but this photo of Tina Fey is one of the best. Jim’s a funny guy if you don’t know him. When he’s not photoshopping Fat Legs and goofy bikinis on Tina Fey, he basically promotes conspiracy theories to a bunch of nutbags.
Stuff like 911truth.org
Jim Kunstler is a huge friend of Tom Cruise. Cruise has hired him to give big speeches several times. Jim is also a huge friend of Pervez Musharraf, former president of Pakistan, now Al Queda informant numero uno.
And I will never forget the party Jim Kunstler gave for Ahmed Chalabi in Dubai. Whores. Cocaine.
It gets better.
I’m just guessing. But I would say that if you gave Jim a [...]

I first saw the news about our very own Bona-fide Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, an 84 year old man with 86 wives on the BBC(link here). Since then, there have been a lot of other news, about him all over the Internet. I am adding my own piece after catching up with another article about him on the Nigerian Guardian. A google search of ‘Mohammed Bello Abubakar 84’  shows how our man is really a super-star. While some people had to make significant scientific breakthrough’s to get their names outside the walls of their Universities, our man here just married 86 wives and now he’s a super-star.
See what someone had to say: You don’t have to be a jihad suicide bomber to get 72 virgins in the after life if we go by Nigerian Mohammed Bello Abubakar, 84 years old and still going……
I wonder if Mallam Mohammed is literate enough to ‘have heard’ [...]